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Bonjour ,

Je vous écris avec beaucoup d'hésitation ses quelques lignes pour vous
décrire ma situation.
En espérant trouver compassion auprcs de vous car cela s'impose r moi
vue la pénible et difficile condition de vie que je mcne présentement.
Mais avant, je tiens r me présenter r vous.
Mon nom est madame ALESIA ABANOKOV, je suis de nationalité Russe et veuve.
Mon Epoux est décédé dans le désastre de Tsunami en Thadlande. Je suis
hériticre des biens de mon époux d'ou la somme de 4.500.000 de dollars
américains. J'ai en ce moment quelques difficultés avec ma belle famille
qui veut mettre la main sur certains biens.

Ainsi ne sachant pas l'existence de cet argent,discrctement j'ai prise
le soin de mettre cet argent r l'abri de ses derniers. Je l'ai caché
dans une mallette métallique et déposé au sein d'une compagnie de
Sécurité des biens ici en Russie. Cependant, n'étant plus en sécurité
vis-r-vis des investigations que menait ma belle famille, j'ai insistée
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La compagnie par des moyens diplomatiques a donc transférée ma mallette
hors de la Russie sur mon approbation r une compagnie de garderie de
bien en Angleterre(Londres) . Mon époux faisait des affaires dans ce
pays. Ce dépôt a été fait et codé dans le cadre d'un arrangement secret
selon lequel ma mallette contient uniquement des biens de famille.Cela
signifie donc que la compagnie elle meme ne connaît pas le contenu exact
de la mallette qui pour plus de sécurité a été envoyée en
Angleterre(Londres) sous une assurance diplomatique et déclarée comme
contenant des biens de famille.
Aussi, la raison principale pour laquelle je vous envoie ce courrier est
que, n'ayant pas confiance en ma belle famille ici en Russie. Je me
retrouve dans une impasse et je voudrais que vous m'aidiez discrctement
r effectuer le transfert de ma mallette dans votre pays. Car j'envisage
investir dans des domaines rentable. Avec votre accord, nous discuterons
au préalable d'un pourcentage qui vous sera versé r la fin de la
transaction. En fait, depuis la mort de mon époux, les membres de ma
belle famille ont r plusieurs reprises tenté deporté atteinte r ma vie
pensant qu'a ma mort tous les documents légaux des bien que possédaient
mon mari leur reviendraient de plein droit.
De par leurs relations influentes, ils ont réussi r m'arracher toutes
les propriétés ainsi que tous ses biens matériels. Mais ils ne se sont
pas arretés la et m'ont obligée r leur révéler tous les comptes
bancaires de mon époux en menaçant r nouveau ma vie. Je leur est donc
donner les informations et ils ont confisqués tous les comptes
bancaires. Je leur ai tout révélé sauf l'existence de ce dépôt que j'ai
fait au sein de la compagnie de sécurité en Angleterre(Londres) car ceci
représente tout mon secret espoir caché.

Ma belle famille n'est donc pas informée de l'existence de ce dépôt que
j'ai fait au sein de la compagnie de sécurité et je ne souhaiterais pas
qu'elle ne le sache. Cependant,j'ai toujours peur des frcres de mon mari
car ils continuent de m'espionner et vont jusqu'r écouter mes
conversations.C'est pourquoi j'ai décidée de chercher quelqu'un de
confiance hors de la Russie qui m'aidera r retirer la mallette de la
compagnie de sécurité et la placer discrctement dans un compte r
l'étranger pour un investissement futur.

Je vous demande de considérer ma situation qui est celle d'une veuve et
de venir r mon aide car aujourd'hui r part cet argent contenu dans la
mallette, je n'ai plus d'argent et ma situation financicre est plus que
difficile (ma situation financicre est r zéro).

Et ma demande d'aide est d'autant plus urgente que je paye 10 dollars
par jour r cette compagnie de sécurité comme frais de stockage et de
sécurité de ma mallette. Si vous désirez m'aider, je vous ferez parvenir
dans mon prochain émail, les coordonnées de la compagnie de sécurité
afin que vous les contactiez pour l'envoie immédiat de la mallette chez
vous pour la sécuriser.
Je vous remercie infiniment pour votre coopération et j'attends de vos
nouvelles pour la conclusion de cette affaire.
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From: Mr. Rex Boon Poh.
Date: 26th September 2008

Hi, my name is Mr. Rex Boon Poh, of Development Bank of Singapore (DBS). A
foreigner with thesame last name as yours, died here in Singapore, twelve
years ago leaving behind an estate/capital (US$12.8M) here in DBS.

The Investor died intestate, no body came forward all these years. I,
working with you can secure the funds in the account for us instead of
allowing the Government of Singapore secure it as unclaimed, 20% of the
total funds for your part in this transaction.

Reply with FULL NAME, DATE OF BIRTH, TELEPHONE NUMBER, FAX NUMBER AND
CONTACT ADDRESS if you can cooperate.

Thanks,
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Fw: Important Note

I am Mr. Todd Graham, an Accountant with Lloyds Trust Bank Plc, I am the
personal Account Manager to Mr. anderson cook.

On the 21st of April 2004, Anderson Cook (Herein after shall be referred to
as my client), his wife and their three children were involved in a car
accident in London. Unfortunately they all lost their lives in the event of
the accident, since then I have made several enquiries to locate any of my
client's extended relatives, this has also proved unsuccessful. After these
several Unsuccessful attempts, I decided to trace his relatives over the
Internet, to locate any member of His family but of no avail, hence I
contacted you to stand as his next of kin.

I contacted you to assist in repatriating the money in addition, property
left behind by my client before they get Confiscated or declared
unserviceable by the bank where this huge deposits were lodged.
Particularly, Lloyds Trust Bank Plc, where the deceased had an account
valued at about 10 million Great British Pounds.

Consequently, the bank issued me a notice to provide the Next of Kin or have
the account confiscated within the next twenty official working days. Since
I have been unsuccessful in locating the relatives for over 2 years now, I
seek your consent to present you as the next of kin of the deceased based on
the fact that you are a foreigner so that the proceeds of this account
valued at about 10 million Great British Pounds can be paid to you and then
you and I can share the money. 50% to me and 40% to you, while 10% should be
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An attorney will be contracted to help revalidated and notarize all the
necessary legal documents that can be used to back up any claim we make. All
I require is your honest cooperation to enable us sees this deal through. I
guarantee that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that
will protect you from any breach of the law,you can reach me on my personal
email address: yemeghonu@gmail.com

To Enable us discuss further I would like you to send me the following
information so I can open up a next of kin file on your behalf here in the
bank.

1. Name in full:
2. Address:
3. Nationality:
4. Age/Sex:
5. Occupation:
6. Direct Phone number:

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To: Undisclosed recipients:

Sent: Saturday, September 20, 2008 12:07 AM

Subject: <<<PROPOSAL FROM MR. TONY BATTLE>>>

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It is my pleasure to inform you of a transaction involving the transfer of Twenty-eight Million United States Dollars (US$ 28M) to a foreign Home equity line of credit account for safe keeping pending my arrival for sharing with you as the account owner. You will be entitled to 25% of the funds for your role in actualizing the transaction.

An American consultant with the British Petroleum, made a fixed deposit for two years in a Home equity line of credit account that has grown with its accumulated interest to $28,000,000.00 (Twenty-eight million Dollars) in my bank here in the UK. At maturity, we sent several notifications to his forwarding address but got no reply. Last month, I discovered from his contract employers, here in UK that he died from an automobile Crash. On further investigation, I found out from his file that he never made a will and all attempts to trace his next of kin were fruitless.

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   Inicio de clases por email:  Miércoles 3 de septiembre.

CURSO EXCEL AVANZADO por E-MAIL (Se puede estudiar sólo con Excel 2000, Excel Xp, Excel 2003, NO ES COMPATIBLE con Excel 2007)

Duración: 55 Días hábiles; Se envía 2 clases diarias de Lunes a Viernes
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Excel, es considerada como la hoja de cálculo más utilizada tanto en ámbitos
profesionales como personales. A través de esta  herramienta, se facilita
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Al finalizar el curso se pretende dotar al alumno de la formación que le
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herramientas de análisis  de datos, como son las tablas dinámicas o Solver,
entre otros.

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tratar grandes cantidades de datos, y poder realizar con ellos análisis
válidos para una adecuada  gestión de la información.

Este curso fue diseñado para todas aquellas personas que no tienen
suficiente tiempo para estudiar y pueden ir al ritmo del  profesor y
terminar en 55 días hábiles o demorarse el tiempo que estimen conveniente, 6
meses o más. No se hacen exámenes ni  hay que entregar trabajos, cada alumno
desarrolla las indicaciones dadas en el tema que se envía y si no tiene
problemas  significa que entendió el tema, si tiene alguna duda sobre el
tema enviado, le
escribe al profesor para que se la resuelva.

El alumno estudia a su ritmo, por ejemplo si se terminó de enviar los temas
por parte del profesor y usted solo va en la  clase 30, no se preocupe, siga
a su ritmo y se le resolverán las dudas de lo tratado en las clases en la
medida que usted lo  solicite. No tiene que entregar tareas ni trabajos, no
se hacen exámenes, nuestra metodología es diferente a la tradicional y  el
estudiante estudia porque va logrando resultados excelentes en su trabajo
diario con Excel que lo animan a seguir  explorando.

Costo total: $60.000.oo (Sesenta mil pesos), por cada alumno. Es el costo
total para recibir los 110 temas, no hay otros  cobros.

Garantía: Se resuelven las dudas por e-mail y si por algún motivo se le
borran los temas inmediatamente se los envío de nuevo  sin ningún costo
adicional.

Contáctenos: Al final de esta página puede ver nuestros datos y números
telefónicos.

Requisitos:
- Tener Excel (Excel 2000, Excel XP 2002, Excel 2003 ) EN ESPAÑOL instalado
en su computador.
- Tener una cuenta de correo electrónico en el que se le enviará el curso.
- Haber pagado el valor del curso.

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BANCO CAJA SOCIAL
Consignar $60.000.oo (Sesenta mil pesos) en BANCO CAJA SOCIAL (Ahorros)
Cuenta 24015356011 a nombre de LUIS EDUARDO PALACIO FRANCO

BANCOLOMBIA : - Consignar $ 60.000.oo ( Sesenta mil pesos) en BANCOLOMBIA
(Ahorros), por inscripción (por cada alumno). Este  es el valor total del
curso por cada alumno, no hay que realizar más pagos.
Cuenta 10133080314 (Ahorros) a nombre de LUIS EDUARDO PALACIO FRANCO Cédula
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FORMA DE PAGO EN MEDELLÍN Y SUS MUNICIPIOS VECINOS

Recogemos el pago del curso completo ($60.000.oo) a Domicilio en Medellín y
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NOMBRE:
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ES COMPATIBLE con Excel 2007) ya que tenemos otros cursos programados.
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- Cuando realice la consignación ó transferencia nos envía un e-mail a:

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* Fecha de Consignación ó de transferencia
* Nombre de la Oficina en donde realizó la consignación
* Nombre del Alumno
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Avanzado (Se puede estudiar sólo con Excel 2000,
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para el curso de Excel Avanzado, ya que tenemos
otros cursos.
* Ciudad de Residencia
* Teléfono del Alumno.

CONTENIDO DEL CURSO EXCEL XP AVANZADO

(Se puede estudiar sólo con Excel 2000, Excel Xp, Excel 2003, no es COMPATIBLE con
Excel 2007)

1. Auditoria de Fórmulas - Rastrear Precedentes
2. Auditoria de Fórmulas - Rastrear Dependientes
3. Definir el nombre de una celda
4. Proteger Celdas
5. Desproteger las celdas
6. Limitar el acceso a un libro de trabajo por medio de una contraseña
7. Quitar contraseña
8. Crear una copia de una hoja de un libro para guardarla en disquete o en
disco duro
9. Guardar área de trabajo
10. Abrir el área de trabajo
11. Establecer área de impresión
12. Quitar el área de impresión
13. Crear una plantilla
14. Abrir la plantilla
15. Validación de datos
16. Validación a partir de una lista
17. Formato Condicional
18. Listas personalizadas
19. Como importar una lista que ya tengo copiada en una hoja de cálculo
20. Hipervínculos
21. Crear Filtros
22. Filtros Personalizados
23. Ordenar una Base de Datos en Excel
24. Ordenar una Base de Datos en Excel por varios Campos
25. Subtotales por un campo
26. Subtotales por varios campos
27. Asistente para suma condicional
28. Vistas personalizadas
29. Consolidar
30. Agrupar y Esquema
31. Tablas dinámicas
32. Crear una tabla dinámica utilizando el asistente
33. Opciones de tablas dinámicas - formato
34. Opciones de tablas dinámicas - datos
35. Explicación de la terminología de tablas dinámicas - Datos
36. Explicación de la terminología de tablas dinámicas - Tipos de Campos
37. Explicación de la terminología de tablas dinámicas - Diseño
38. Explicación de la terminología de tablas dinámicas - Términos OLAP
39. Gráficos Dinámicos
40. Crear un Gráfico Dinámico
41. Terminología de Gráficos Dinámicos
42. Cómo se representan los datos en un informe de gráfico dinámico
43. Diferencias entre informes de gráfico dinámico y gráficos normales no
interactivos
44. Consideraciones a tener en cuenta al crear un informe de gráfico
dinámico
45. Crear un gráfico con l os datos de un informe de tabla dinámica
46. Buscar Objetivo
47. Ajustar el valor de una celda para obtener un resultado específico para
otra celda
48. Escenarios
49. Crear un escenario
50. Crear un informe de resumen de escenario
51. Eliminar un escenario
52. Mostrar un escenario
53. Modificar un escenario
54. Evitar cambios en un escenario
55. El Solver y un ejemplo
56. Agregar, cambiar o eliminar una restricción en Solver
57. Cambiar la forma en que Solver encuentra soluciones
58. Crear un informe de Solver
59. Definir y resolver un problema con Solver
60. Cargar un modelo de problema de Solver
61. Volver a aplicar la configuración predeterminada de Solver
62. Guardar un modelo de problema de Solver
63. Guardar en Solver los valores de celdas ajustables como un escenario
64. Desplazarse por las soluciones de tanteo en Solver
65. Funciones de Excel
66. Función promedio
67. Funciones de texto: Concatenar - Igual - Encontrar
68. Funciones Izquierda - Largo - Minúscula
69. Funciones Extrae - Nompropio - Reemplazar
70. Funciones Repetir - Derecha - Hallar
71. Funciones Sustituir - Espacios - Mayusc
72. Funciones Fecha - Dia - Mes - Año
73. Funciones Dias360 - Hora - Minuto - Segundo
74. Funciones Ahora - Hoy - Diasem
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76. Funciones Contar.Blanco - Esblanco - Eserror - Eslogico
77. Funciones Si - Y - O
78. Funciones Elegir - Columna - Columnas
79. Funciones Buscarv - Buscarh
80. Funciones Coincidir - Fila - Filas
81. Funciones Abs - Multiplo.superior - Contar.si
82. Funciones Redondea.par - Multiplo.inferior - Entero
83. Funciones Residuo - Suma - Redondea.impar
84. Funciones Aleatorio - Redondear - Redondear.menos
85. Funciones Redondear.mas - Truncar
86. Ejemplo de funciones Tiempo Internet
87. Ejemplo varias funciones simultáneas< br />88. Introducción a las macros
89. Consideraciones generales a cerca de las macros
90. Creación de una macro
91. Formas de ejecutar una macro
92. Codificación de una macro
93. Cómo escribir una macro utilizando el Editor de Visual Basic
94. Ejecutemos otra macro
95. Macros con libros
96. Macro para movernos por un libro
97. Macro para movernos por un libro realizando una acción
98. Macro para eliminar elementos repetidos
99. Eliminar elementos repetidos en una lista y realizar un registro
100. Macro - Comparación entre columnas
101. Macro Comparación entre columnas - Explicación paso a paso
102. Barra de herramientas personalizada
103. Crear botones en la barra de herramientas personalizada
104. Asignar una macro a un botón
105. Macro para convertir dólares a pesos y viceversa
106. Controles ActiveX
107. Propiedades comunes a los controles ActiveX
108. Ejemplos del uso de controles
109. Formularios
110. Construcción del Formulario

Cordialmente,

LUIS PALACIO
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